Sybil's "30 DAYS OF THANKSGIVING!".... a new recipe!

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"Oh look! There's a recipe on the back for Poodle-With-Capers!... that'll be tasty for Thanksgiving!"....

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Sybil Bruncheon's "30 DAYS OF THANKSGIVING!".... Butt OUT!

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"I'm warning you, Blackie!...one more sniff and the turkey won't be the only thing that's stuffed full of breadcrumbs and vodka!"....

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Sybil's "30 DAYS OF THANKSGIVING!".... open wide!

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".... (oh, please God, let the habanero sauce kill her... and not just wound her!!! Please, God... oh, please!!!")......

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Sybil Bruncheon's "30 DAYS OF THANKSGIVING!".... take a sniff!

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"Isn't that sweet? Prince Matchabelli sent over their new fragrance.. Eau de Turkey Avec Canneberges!....This oughtta get Steve nibblin' around!"

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Sybil's "30 DAYS OF THANKSGIVING!"......YUM!!

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"Yes, Mrs. Baker was over earlier looking for little Danny! I said we hadn't seen him!... Drumstick..or thigh?"

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Sybil Bruncheon's "30 DAYS OF THANKSGIVING!"...... Turkey Time!

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"Frank Perdue says the pop-up thermometer tells us when it's ready...and MINE JUST POPPED! Guess where it is!!!"....

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Sybil Bruncheon's "31 DAYS OF HALLOWEEN!".... Oh, behave!!

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Facebook Friends! Have you noticed the gradual degradation of traditional American values like "courtesy", "polite public behavior", and "respect for elders"? Do your children chew with their mouths open giving you a time-study of how food breaks down during the process?... (that is if MOST of the food even remains in their mouths!) Do you know a youngster who holds his fork like a shovel or a scooper, or perhaps in an even more Byzantine manner involving BOTH hands and a Medici or Borgia? Does your daughter carefully wipe her mouth with a linen napkin and then ever so precisely actually drape it over the gravy and leftovers on her plate? Have you seen a gang of third-graders stand over an older person and laugh after they've pulled a chair out from under him at an open-air wedding/human sacrifice? Well, now's the time to draw the line! You can get some much needed help, and right away too! The longer you wait, the more permanent this coarse vileness becomes until.... well, dare I say it?...you have raised a LOUT! Yes!! A LOUT!!! Call this number today and get our free kit and a ten-ticket "intervention" pack! Your little miscreant, or Ms. Creant, will be taken in the middle of the night (with much kicking and screaming and NO explanations!) to a remote island of stones, thorns, and rabid squirrels to learn the niceties of public life.... or else! And you'll receive our set of books, handcuffs, barbed wire, and a cattle prod to reinforce all that new education your little darling has absorbed when he or she is returned to you on some roadside in a canvas sack!....And of course, if all else fails, you've got that ten-pack of tickets that just requires a quick little phone call again...and AWAY THEY GO!!...for TWO WEEKS. Enroll now! Just dial MY-KID-STINX!... that's right call 695-437-8469. The nice man will tell you how to order!!

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