From the Sybil Bruncheon files of "MEDICAL MYSTERIES & MARVELS":

MEDICAL UPDATE:.. Along with the terrible news about ebola , the zica virus, and covid becoming an international crisis, the A.M.A. has also announced the outbreak of the dreaded "Foot-Penis Syndrome" originating apparently in Saugatuck, Michigan. The first symptoms are itching in the groin area, gradually becoming a full-blown case of athlete's foot, and eventually evolving into the final anatomical deformity; a foot where the penis used to be! The only consolations in the disease are that it is relatively painless provided one wears a loafer or fleece-lined slipper during the "transition", preferably with a sock, and that the syndrome is of course confined only to men, and relatively...um, "gifted" ones at that. Sadly, as of now, it is considered irreversible. Do not confuse this malady with the very different "Penis-Foot Syndrome"…with its very… um… different outcome… so to speak.

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