".....and Christmas tree?? ...my special secret Christmas wish is that Mr. Brown will continue to make payments to me and my Cub Scout gang to keep quiet about his naked-jumping-jack club and we won't have to rough him up again back in "Santa's Workshop" at the Woolworth's ...oh, and one other thing.... I'd like a pair of brass knuckles to protect my pitching hand for Pee-Wee League in the Spring!!!"
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