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Sybil Bruncheon has been performing on stage, radio, TV, film, and in various Vaudeville, burlesque, church basement, county fair, and sideshow....uh..."venues" for most of her 29 years. She is available for bookings for just about anything and can be reached at bruncheon@hotmail.com and on her website sybilbruncheon.com. She is a proud member of the Actors Equity Association and the Screen Actors Guild. Her erdo number is 16.

Shopping for a festive gift for someone special??... How about the new release of what promises to be one of Fred Rogers' biggest hit albums? Now available at all fine department stores and children's notions counters! Laughter and Life Lessons for the WHOLE family!

"YOU ARE SPECIAL!....VERY SPECIAL!"... a treasure trove of songs that were never released by Mr. Rogers!!... (all found in a trunk behind an attic radiator)...
Songs include;
1) Would You Like To Feel My Zip-Front Cardigan Sweater?
2) I Have Big Feet. Do You Know What That Means? 
3) Won't You Be My Neighbor?...Like Mr. Grimby Who Washes His Car With No Clothes On.
 4) Henrietta Pussycat Has Cat-Scratch Fever.
 5) King Friday Ran Over a Man….On Purpose.
 6) Hi, My Name Is Billy, And I Can Cross My Legs Like Mommy. 
7) Let's Say Funny Words About Our Bodies, With the Lights Off! 
8) Mr. McFeely Likes To Touch Things…And Cry About Them Later At The Bar 
9) Lady Elaine Fairchilde Is A Man. Just Look Under Her Skirt! 
10) A Man With An Axe Is In The Back Seat Of Trolley....

...and many, many others!

All these can be yours! Just call M-E-O-W-M-E-O-W-O-W! That's right! Dial 636-963-6969. The nice man will tell you how to order!

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