Cold enough for ya'????

...ah, yes... The forlorn Bureau of Winter Despondency. Citizens report to the Chamber of Dates to witness the days crawl by, one after the other, on and on and on... The snack bar, which is open at indifferent hours at the whim of a disgruntled staff, serves week-old donuts and lukewarm coffee with some powdered creamer and maybe a stubbed out cigarette butt... or some old gum... The place smells of mildewed galoshes and moth balls...but... well... that's Winter for you! ...oh, and that sound you can just barely make out?... that's the sad tick, tick, tick, of the clock... Nope!… it's not even February yet.....

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