SYBIL'S "Aren't People Interesting?"....

SYBIL'S "Aren't People Interesting?"...... today, we visit the Chapel of Our Lady Of Perpetual Vapors..... Did you know that the Little Sisters of the chapel there hold their vows of chastity so dearly, that they shut themselves off from ALL contact with the temptations of the outside world. They are not allowed to shake hands or even to BREATHE the same air as workmen who come to make repairs on the grounds.... The Mother Superior, Magda Immaculata Lysol-ette was quoted as saying, "Men! MEN! Rough, hairy beasts with grabby-hands and only one thing on their minds!.... or is it, Hairy-handed things with one beast roughly on their grabby minds..... or maybe, mind that one grabby thing he's holding in his rough beasty hands!....whatever....".... The sisters adhere to a stringent vow of poverty, supported by a diet of beans, cauliflower, and broccoli....

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