Sybil's "31 DAYS OF HALLOWEEN!"... Nightmare Update:

Dateline Hollywood!!...Movie star and leading man Mr. Freddy Krueger has announced that he's leaving the film-world frenzy and moving his three adorable children to Santa Barbara for the fresh air and some open ground. He was quoted at a press conference as saying, "I don't want my kids growing up in some city high school where they're exposed to the wrong kinds of people, especially among custodial staff workers! The language alone is shocking, and there's always an air of violence and snarkiness in school restrooms and basements, isn't there?". To celebrate the move, Krueger has already purchased a Shetland pony, a miniature carousel and Ferris wheel, and a complete carnival midway with shooting galleries, freakshow and novelty tents, and hired performers like fortune tellers, geeks, tattooed ladies, Siamese twins, and a knife thrower!! Sounds like the kids are going to have a SCREAM!!!....

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