Sybil's "Spring Forward, Fall Back"... Daylight Saving Time...

Foolish Earthlings!!!.....even now the great machinery in the Intergalactic Institute of Time is being readied to turn one full eonic hour forward! It may seem overwhelming to you with your minuscule lives hanging by a thread at any moment, and your tragically brief so-called longevities ruling your petty comings and goings and your choice-less choices, but your resistance is futile..... Surrender to the Mysteriously Inevitable Power of the Chronos..... your tiny lives are of no consequence except as they flow by the countless trillions along the Great Mother Star-River. Her plans are not for us to understand!... Stand ready to obey...and live another one of your puny, little days in Peace..... Be assured that you are in some way loved…. well… as much as you are even noticed....

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