Sybil Bruncheon's "My Merry Memoirs"... page 372... Briolette!

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...I had a parlor maid named Briolette.... a fascinating young lady! She was a ventriloquist who could also gargle, sing, and smoke a cigarette while she worked her dummy "Sebastian Cabbage"....who indeed WAS an actual cabbage!!!!... Sadly, she was born with no legs but instead had three arms, one of which ended in a FOOT… with extremely talented toes...

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