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Sybil Bruncheon has been performing on stage, radio, TV, film, and in various Vaudeville, burlesque, church basement, county fair, and sideshow....uh..."venues" for most of her 29 years. She is available for bookings for just about anything and can be reached at bruncheon@hotmail.com and on her website sybilbruncheon.com. She is a proud member of the Actors Equity Association and the Screen Actors Guild. Her erdo number is 16.

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I've proposed some epilogues to Hollywood to be shown after the credits roll on some well-loved films. Perfect for those stories and characters you just want to go on and on and on…

AUNTIE MAME (1958)… After Mame and her young grand-nephew Michael leave for India to greet "the water-oxen waiting at the gate", their plane is intercepted by flying saucers who abduct her to their planet Jah-ROOOM-bah! The citizens there make her their Queen even though she is extremely allergic to the xxy-lobbo-Zahs that they keep as house-pets. They consider her constant sneezing her "special language to the Gods". Nevertheless, she rules the Jah-ROOOM-banians wisely and with great finesse, teaching them new words that they don't understand at her intergalactic cocktail parties..... (sadly, it's discovered later that they ate little Michael at first sight thinking he was some sort of cookie before Mame could stop them!).... She never returns to Earth, and marries a Cah-Thusian, fascinated with his three hands, his ability to climb things, and his vast fortune in a gravity-free roller skate monopoly.

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