Sybil Bruncheon's "Who Said What?"...

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1)  "I HAVE chosen my Hallowe'en costume! I'm going to the party as a Caesar Salad.... hand me those damn croutons!!!… and light on the dressing!"

2)  Consider me a “hand-washable”, and PLEASE! NO bleach or softener.

3)  Now that I’ve finished off all the gold fish, my therapist says I’m identifying with my victims.

4)  I love hiding in the china cupboard and jumping out at my humans at the last minute. They can’t see me!

5)  So now I don’t leave my hair anywhere that a lint brush can’t fix… well… with a little Windex.

6)  This is the way I remind them I want some more Häagen-Dazs!… Vanilla!! 

7)  I didn’t mind the name “Fluffy” so much… but “Mr. Poofter”, “El Linto”, and “Dust Bunny” were out of the question!

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