Sybil Bruncheon's "Fashion & Festivities in Faraway Places!"...
/"Foolish and self-centered Earthlings! Why do you think life-forms from other planets have no sense of style, fashion, or even humor? We can be very festive and quite frivolous, especially on holidays... when we dine on delicacies that we collect... mostly orange things. But oh, how they struggle so... and scream. Give us your orange things, and we shall leave in peace. Now go! GO!"...
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