Sybil Bruncheon's "Questions! We get QUESTIONS!"...

Dear Sybil, I am eight years old and I collect dolls… My dolls have personality disorders and emotional issues. They won't stop fighting with each other and they cause trouble, sometimes in public places, like expensive restaurants, nail salons, or during pet funerals. What should I do? Sincerely, your fan, Grant.

Sybil: Grant, Do what I did with my mother. Tragically, sometimes the only solution is to threaten them with jail time... or even the death penalty.

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