Sybil Bruncheon's "30 DAYS OF THANKSGIVING!"... Ethan & Noah...

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... For years after they arrived on the New England shores of the New World, the Puritans had been mocked by the Native Americans who were already here. Called "Pilgrims", they would hear the Indians snicker at dinner time about how they were all "pills" and certainly very "grim". Their clothes, demeanor, work habits, and forlorn jokes and songs without melodies did nothing to improve their standing, and it took a toll on their livelihoods both on Cape Cod and in Plymouth where many of them settled. Nightclubs like "The Jolly Prayer-Man", "Old Mistress Silly's", "Reverend Jokester's Joint", and "The What's ALE-ING You Bar & Grill" all closed after only a few months. Even little shops like the "Lamb of Peace O' Cake Cottage" and the "SIN-lessly Almost Delicious Semi-Sweets Hovel" couldn't survive the cold and dour Winter or the half-hearted business that came their way. The biggest laughs were usually heard at the local blacksmith's forge and only when Josiah Industrious Howard hit his thumb with a mallet.... (although he DID draw huge crowds of listeners who would sit patiently for days to hear him injure himself at which point he would be met with shrieks of laughter and wild applause, sometimes with 10 minute standing-ovations...and encores!).... It was in this sad and grey climate that some of the settlers would escape for a much-needed taste of passion, life, love, and a little romance.... Oh, how lucky, how very lucky Ethan Nickerson and Noah Paumgartner were to find each other and to discover a mutual interest over near Fog Hollow Marsh on that chilly November afternoon.... They'd always look back on November 16, 1640 as a lovely first date at anniversary time..

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Sybil Bruncheon's THANKSGIVING stories of strangeness....

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At Thanksgiving time, Phil was one of those guys that went back again and again...and again....and AGAIN to the kitchen to get more and more...and MORE helpings. If he was invited to someone's home for the Holiday, they knew there'd be no leftovers remaining for snacking later in the week! "Fill 'Er Up Phil" was his nickname, and he'd clean out everything!.... And then, one Thanksgiving, something terrible happened... something that the medical staff of the hospital, the police, and even the scientists who were called in could NOT explain. Interesting though.. Phil's last name was Perdue...(although he was only a distant cousin.) The Perdue family was profoundly embarrassed as Phil's condition intensified. Finally Frank Perdue and his son DID take Phil in and house him in a remote cottage in the Berkshires where a staff kept him very well tended, and far away from prying fans.... oh!… and frying pans.

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Sybil Bruncheon's THANKSGIVING bulletins from around the country:

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...Poor Carolyn....she left the Brussels sprouts in the oven a little too long....and in that strange marinade too!.... Julia Child had warned her in chapter 44 about "Thanksgiving DOs and DON'Ts", but NOooo!!!! ..girls like Carolyn always "know everything about everything!”…. Sadly, the police arrived too late...

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Sybil Bruncheon's HOLLYWOOD THANKSGIVING!..... Hey there, Bogie!

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Yes, Folks, glamorous Lauren Bacall and movie heart-throb Humphrey Bogart are seen here at their Beverly Hills home talking about the script from TO HAVE AND HAVE NOT... with their co-star Walter Brennan!

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Sybil's "30 DAYS OF THANKSGIVING!".... a new recipe!

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"Oh look! There's a recipe on the back for Poodle-With-Capers!... that'll be tasty for Thanksgiving!"....

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Sybil Bruncheon's "30 DAYS OF THANKSGIVING!".... Butt OUT!

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"I'm warning you, Blackie!...one more sniff and the turkey won't be the only thing that's stuffed full of breadcrumbs and vodka!"....

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Sybil's "30 DAYS OF THANKSGIVING!".... open wide!

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".... (oh, please God, let the habanero sauce kill her... and not just wound her!!! Please, God... oh, please!!!")......

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Sybil Bruncheon's "30 DAYS OF THANKSGIVING!".... take a sniff!

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"Isn't that sweet? Prince Matchabelli sent over their new fragrance.. Eau de Turkey Avec Canneberges!....This oughtta get Steve nibblin' around!"

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