...Yes, Friends, it's time for another deeply moving tale from Thanksgivings past.... Did you know that when the first pilgrims made their long and arduous journey to the New World they came without all the comforts and niceties that their friends and neighbors still had in Merry Old England! There were no greengrocers, no apotha-- apotha--- apotha--- drug stores, no fragrance counters, nor even dentists! And so the pilgrims were glad to learn from their Native American hosts all sorts of local traditions!...like replacing crumbling teeth with a fine array of kiln dried corn kernels... And they were interchangeable so one could change one's teeth with the latest Fall-fashion color forecasts....although of course basic black goes with everything!!! And oh, how the Indians would smile and point and even laugh with joy at the pilgrims when they first stepped outside with their new smiles in place!! Point and laugh! Point and laugh! Oh, what lovely neighbors they were to the Pilgrims! Hallelujah!
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