....".and Christmas tree?? ...my special secret Christmas wish is that, even though Mother and Father never wanted children and always tell me how I wasn't actually born but came to them in a box of shredded wheat as a "gift premium", they will somehow stop making me hide INSIDE the tree every time Father's boss comes by for dinner?... oh, and one other thing! If I have to keep hiding inside the tree, can I at least stop making tinkling sounds, and maybe hum Christmas carols like "Rockin' Around the Christmas Tree" or "Grandma Got Run Over By A Reindeer"? Thank you for the itch powder from last year. I still have some!"
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