There's No Business Like Show Business.... #1

WOW!!!! I have just been congratulated by the LAW & ORDER franchise for appearing as more dead people in all their programs than any other actor!!!.... a total of 982 victims! I have played "glamorous starlet with poked out eyes", "bag woman with expensive brooch but no head", "poodle walker thrown off ferris wheel", "Fuller Brush saleslady set on fire", "perfume counter shoplifter without hands", "nuclear physicist scratched and eaten by barnful of cats", "lonely man wearing lipstick and bad costume jewelry trampled in gay porn theatre stampede"...

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