…. True story!!! It is still disputed as to whether rambutans made their first appearance at AREA 51 in Nevada or at Roswell, New Mexico! What IS known definitely is that they are NOT a fruit OR a vegetable, but rather the unborn fetuses of highly sophisticated citizens from another galaxy! They should under no circumstances be eaten...or indeed brought anywhere near the face. They have been known to bite, scratch, and even to re-do one's hair against one's wishes! Please use extreme caution when handling them...and advise your fellow shoppers in the Fresh produce aisle.
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