The lastest news about Winter!!!....

Dear Friends....You may or may not be happy to hear that the Elders on the "Winter Bureau" have conferred and declared that any reprieve we may have imagined we had from cold weather is OVER! They have had a bit of dissension among themselves on timetables, regional schedules, severity issues, meteorological strategies, and scarf-knitting. And even if there IS an occasional "warm-up" where the temperatures climb to 45° again, we are warned that we fall for it at our own peril! It will NOT last! For more info, pamphlets, and a professional set of tools, equipment, and yarn that can keep you cozy this season, call G-O-O-Z P-I-M-P-L-Y ... That's right, dial 466-074-6759. The nice man will tell you how to order! (The Elders include from left Filbert Sickles, DeeDee Shivarry, Bonk-Bonk, Countess Snowden, and Chill Willikers)

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