Sybil Bruncheon's "30 DAYS OF THANKSGIVING!"... That's show business!....

The idea was really good.. actually GREAT! A ventriloquist act that centered on Thanksgiving with a turkey, a girl, and an axe, and all for the Orpheum Vaudeville circuit!.. right around the Holiday! No one had ever done it before, and when news of it hit the casting offices, everyone wanted to book it....all the way up to Flo Ziegfeld!.... but then..the sad downward spiral that hits those overnight sensations. You see, the dummy kept falling over or breaking, and Tom couldn’t work her arms right... and you could see his beak move every time he tried to make her ask for more cranberry sauce… Finally, he started drinking Wild Turkey… and then… his hair transplants fell out. To support his drinking, he finally sold her to a third-rate magician… to saw in half… or… um… “make friends with”… out on the road…

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