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Sybil Bruncheon has been performing on stage, radio, TV, film, and in various Vaudeville, burlesque, church basement, county fair, and sideshow....uh..."venues" for most of her 29 years. She is available for bookings for just about anything and can be reached at bruncheon@hotmail.com and on her website sybilbruncheon.com. She is a proud member of the Actors Equity Association and the Screen Actors Guild. Her erdo number is 16.

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Friends, with the Christmas rush behind us and the bright New Year looming ahead, perhaps you've thought about a New Career as well! How about the glamorous and exciting adventures to be found behind a make-up counter for Maybelline!?!?...

Now you too can help all sorts of ladies (and even some unmarried-as-yet middle-aged gentlemen!) to enhance their natural beauty through the science and art of mascara!!... and for an extra $19.95, we'll throw in a three-week course in "Shadows & Liners", "Eyelash Curlers - Yes or No?", "Flip Your Lid-S", "Be A Good PUPIL", and "Pink Eye! Itchy, Itchy, Bitchy!"....

Now you can be the star at next Christmas' family gathering when you bring your case of professional-looking tools and do everyone's holiday make-over right at the table! The ooohs and ahhhs that you'll receive will be all the presents you need!! Just call our switchboard now!! ...and we mean NOW! Dial I-M N-O-T P-O-K-E-Y.. that's right, dial 466-687-6539. The nice man will tell you how to order!

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