Sybil Bruncheon's "Joan Crawford Birthday Festival!"...

Today in the news, former Hollywood legend Joan Crawford was dismissed by Tam-O-Shanter Airlines for failure to fulfill her duties as a stewardess on their Dayton to Dublin route. Confronted with having "sampled" over thirty mini-vodkas on the 7 hour flight, Miss Crawford claimed she was just acting as the "quality control agent" for the airline... She was escorted to the local constables' station where she continued to sing selections from FINIAN'S RAINBOW to her leprechaun friends..... according to police, Miss Crawford was unaccompanied at the time..... Later in her jail cell, she was heard giggling the words "Aer Lingus" over and over again to what she described as the "wee people". Again, she was alone at the time......

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