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Sybil Bruncheon has been performing on stage, radio, TV, film, and in various Vaudeville, burlesque, church basement, county fair, and sideshow....uh..."venues" for most of her 29 years. She is available for bookings for just about anything and can be reached at bruncheon@hotmail.com and on her website sybilbruncheon.com. She is a proud member of the Actors Equity Association and the Screen Actors Guild. Her erdo number is 16.

If cats had their own OLYMPICS!!!..... Various competitions. Clockwise from top left:
1) Unprovoked Biting; Expensive Object Compulsories
2) Checking On The Weather & Seeing Things That Aren't There Medley
3) Rhythmic Tangling
4) Mixed Pairs Molestation Of Toys & Their Owners
5) Interminable Resting; Not To Be Confused With Actually Missing An Event
6) Scowling At Olympic Officials Without Fear Of Penalties

Medals in Bronze, Silver, and Gold will, of course, be awarded in each sport, although unsurprisingly, the competitors never seem to care, preferring to break things on the judges' tables....yawning... and then sauntering away....

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