Sybil Bruncheon's "Our Hysterical Histories":... Ma Crayoller…

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... but then that was the way things t'were in 1843. Berenice Crayoller had owned a fancy gourmet restaurant in Baltimore serving the rich and famous, including a couple of Presidents who’d travel all the way from Washington. Sadly, she finally had to run off from her drunken and abusive husband Abner and crossed the wide continent to start anew. It was her dream to bring her "Ma Crayoller's Caviar & Croissant Café" to the Indians she had read so much about in the Baltimore Bugle... "Now who dassn't love a nice hot breakfast treat on a chilly morn?", she declared as she rode her covered café-wagon out of Ft. Apache...

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