Sybil Bruncheon's "Manners Are Nice #43"... Down On The Farm...

Bill explained to Helen that using motorized vehicles, mechanical devices, and even farm tools for personal bodily functions was not lady-like... and probably unsanitary. Helen didn't hear him at first because she was thinking about something else...and her eyes were closed. But when he honked the horn she decided he might be right....especially when he threw the Oldsmobile into reverse. Always the gentleman, Bill offered to help her down...and to unsnag her stocking from the spokes....and then they went to the soda shop.

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