Magdalena "Boom Boom" Oshpenski was born to a family of Vaudevillians. She grew up to be a famous "dessert-ecdysiast"; that's the girl who jumps out of a Birthday cake!... with... um... frosting arranged in just the right places. Sadly, after 34 years of several party appearances every day, she developed a horrible allergy to butter-cream and died face-down in a pan of cupcakes. ...All of Akron mourned.
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