Sybil Bruncheon’s 31 Days of Halloween: If We Could Talk to the Animals…

Although it's well known that I LOVE animals... I fear that Satan is somehow involved in these inter-species interactions...

I heard of a goat that recited prime numbers this past weekend at a Jams & Jellies Fair in a suburb of Topeka... and a Toledo woman found a three-headed tadpole in her pond that looked like Herbert Hoover, J. Edgar Hoover, and a Hoover vacuum cleaner… (or was it Nancy Kissinger, Maria Ouspenskaya, and Betty Crocker?)...

And in Crencher Corners, Idaho, a nice lady woke up this morning with a rooster in her bed that arranged corn kernels to spell out the word "Zkerjazlldy"... or possibly "Moo"? Unfortunately she had screamed and rumpled the sheets and was trying to figure out what she actually saw when the rooster’s cigarette ignited the drapes and the fire department finally burst in... even as the four horsemen of the apocalypse were dining at a local café table... and dancing the "Apo-CALYPSO"… with their horses!!

… so much for a friendly chat with NON-humans… even with my cat over sardine sandwiches and tea at breakfast!

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