Sybil Bruncheon’s SPRING WEATHER UPDATE: Breamington Fallows…

...and today in the news, Mother Nature was seen just outside her council-flat in Breamington Fallows beginning to load up her old 1934 Charmondely with bulbs, fresh loam, humus, and various wildlife to restock the world for its upcoming Spring. Stopping for just a moment in her busy schedule, she chirped, "I like to think of myself as a kind of Noah-in-reverse! Instead of scrambling to take everything OUT of the world, I get to bring things back in after a long and boring stretch of BLAH!.... and of course, unlike Noah running around in an old bathrobe, I wear sensibly tailored tweed! I am, after all, an Englishwoman!! I have my standards! Oooops! Will you excuse me? A badger is quarreling with the songbirds again! No! NO! You're a ferret!! And that's a turtle! YOU MUSTN'T SHARE BAD-TOUCHES!!! It’s wrong! SHOCKINGLY WRONG!... oh no! I must fly!! Good-bye, my dear! Good-bye!!"...

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