Sybil Bruncheon's "Thanksgiving Headlines From Around The World!...11/25/2010

GIANT BOSOM ATTACKS NEW JERSEY!!!..... Today, it was confirmed that a massive mammary gland escaped its handlers and attacked various communities as it lumbered unimpeded across the New Jersey countryside. Extensive property damage was followed tragically by injuries and loss of life. Casualties already number over 100, and the death toll has reached 11 with most victims being smothered… although many have been found with smiles on their faces. Former Governor Christie has been conspicuously absent for comment arousing suspicions that the bosom may, in fact, be his!.. authorities, aviation officials, medical personnel, and publishers of cheap nudie-calendars are still trying to determine if it is a left or a right bosom...The police have asked that if you spot the breast in question, you use extreme caution in approaching it. It should be considered extremely dangerous, and possibly armed… or lactating. Do not in any way try to handle it as it may become highly agitated and/or aroused.... Details at 6... 8mm film and lubricant at 11...

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