Sybil Bruncheon's 31 Days of Halloween... Manners Are Nice #15...

Boys and Girls, if you're invited over to a friend's house for Halloween refreshments, always remember to hold your saucer in one hand while you drink from your cup held in the other. It will prevent drips that might soil fine upholstery or a nice table doily or a lady's dress. And of course, never drink from your hand... or slurp... or um... lick a plate... or... whatever...

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Sybil Bruncheon's 31 Days of Halloween Horror & Hilarity!... GAME TIME!!

Dr. Henry Frankenstein is very upset!! Pick the right caption:

1) “I don’t care what anyone says! My Musical Typewriter will be a triumph!"

2) “I’m trying to reach Don Loper on my shortwave set. This cocktail dress he sent me is wrinkled… and the bosom is all wrong!!”

3) “This X-ray Book Reader allows me to read all these Harry Potters at the same time!”

4) “Hello? Is this Betty Crocker? I’m trying to get the recipe for “Vlad the Impaler’s Shish-Ka-Bob Delights”… on page 194.”

5) “Nonsense, my dear! I am both a brain surgeon AND a licensed cosmetician! I can apply very realistic make-up with these electrodes… and lightning!”

6) “Fred Rogers and his damn Neighborhood! I’ll show them all how to get children to sing along!”

7) “Coco Chanel said the secret to good jewelry is to put everything on and take just one thing off… but do these earrings go with my man-tiara?”

8) “I call it a cell phone… and it comes with this amusing little clutch! In walnut!”

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Sybil Bruncheon's 31 Days of Halloween... Favorite Film Quotes!: A night at the Hairdresser’s…

“I told you Autumn Auburn! Autumn Auburn, dammit! But you’ve made me a dull old brunette…and with a page-boy too!”..

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