Sybil Bruncheon’s “Facebook Friends”!…

Do you receive strange or even funny "Friendship Requests" on Facebook?? I receive ones like this fairly frequently. Here's a typical interaction:

Mamjara Fatty: Thank you for been my friend May God bless you an your family am glad to meet a great kind person like you so how are you doing an your family So how are you doing over there?

Sybil: I'm doing fine....working and traveling for work all over the country. Take a look at my pages to see what and where I go.

Mamjara Fatty: Thats nice My friend for me am not much fine am very sad an worried today my friend Because our food is finish we don't have any one to help us to buy food an eat that since we lose our parents we are lack of my friend I will like u to help us it will not cost you if u don't mine I can tell you how much it will cost you God will be really happy if u try an help us my friend it will not cost you If you don't mine I can tell you how much it will cost you.

Sybil: Oh... well, I don't have money either, but I was hoping when you asked to be my friend here on Facebook, that you could send me money. Every month. How much would you like to send me????

Mamjarra Fatty: (silence)

Sybil: God will be very happy with you if you send me $1000 every month...

Mamjarra Fatty: (prolonged silence)

Sybil: ... or better yet, EVERY WEEK. $1000 every week!!!

Mamjarra Fatty: (very prolonged silence... presumably forever)

The End (for now...)

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