GOOGLING YOUR OWN NAME... DON'T DO IT!!!

 I always tell my friends NEVER to Google themselves....it's the swiftest path to despair and perdition. I Googled my own name and found;

 1) Cibyl Bruntcheon (1828-1910) Pioneer woman and early advocate for women's rights. On her way to California, she was stranded with the Donner party and, because of her training in the foremost French culinary academies, she was elected to be their chef. She was especially adept at fricassées, entrées en croûte, hors-d'oeuvre, and peanut butter & jelly "finger" sandwiches.

 2) Sybill Brunchkin (1892-1949) Diminutive character actress who took her status as the "World's Only Midget Contortionist" and toured the circuses and carnivals of Europe as THE MYSTERIOUS, THE INSATIABLE VAJEEN (palm reading, phrenology, limericks, and sleight of hand!). She finally came to Hollywood and appeared in a few films including THE WIZARD OF OZ (1939) as "third busy-body Munchkin from the left wearing tulip and daisy pasties".

 3) Thimble Truncheon: A small weapon used by royalty and ladies of high class to discipline servants with a flick of a finger against the back of the head.

 4) Simple Luncheon: an uncomplicated snack at midday involving only one course and hurried dining, ordered a la carte, often eaten while standing up.

 5) My stage name in Bollywood is "Supple Bludgeon"....(especially in nudey/monster/musicals)

6) Cyril “Quibble” Thunking (1851-1921) A Liverpool barrister and ambulance chaser who specialized in unicycle accidents among clowns and acrobats in questionable circus settings.

7) “Nipples” Punchkin (1938- 1993) Infamous Slovakian lady-boxer known for fighting dirty… really dirty!

8) Shishbibble Foreskin: A yiddish insult directed at a Gentile litterer.

(artwork - top row, r. to l.: Scott Wippermann, Yuriy Kushner, Richard A. White. bottom row, r. to l.: Koitz, Olan Montgomery, Michael Margulies, Jack D. Pedota & Susan Suka Taylor)

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