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Sybil Bruncheon has been performing on stage, radio, TV, film, and in various Vaudeville, burlesque, church basement, county fair, and sideshow....uh..."venues" for most of her 29 years. She is available for bookings for just about anything and can be reached at bruncheon@hotmail.com and on her website sybilbruncheon.com. She is a proud member of the Actors Equity Association and the Screen Actors Guild. Her erdo number is 16.

God dammit! Who found this old photo of me being stopped by Big Jim Flaherty for parking by a hydrant??... He was writing out my ticket when he noticed that one of my tail lights was broken... and then that I had the smell of Vick's cough syrup on my breath!... alright! ALRIGHT! I was SICK!... I had a little drinking problem, but I was completely able to walk a straight line down the sidewalk, and even skip the cracks!... well, until I got up to the hopscotch board that Stacey-May Entwhiler had drawn in chalk deliberately to screw me up so she could date Big Jim... (she was a conniving little BITCH!... even at 6..!!)

… so who could blame me when I ran her over at her 7th birthday party?

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