Sybil Bruncheon's "Joan Crawford Birthday Festival!"...

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“I like my babies like I like my martinis!… Shaken and extra dry!”

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Sybil Bruncheon's "Joan Crawford Birthday Festival!"...

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"The table cloth is wrinkled, the sugar is hard, and they didn't set a dessert fork!! This is the last Odd Fellows dinner I ever attend."

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"Of course I love Easter!!! Why d'ya think I had the Bunny made into this nice coat for my Birthday?!"

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"Whattya mean they couldn't make March 23rd the official JOAN CRAWFORD DAY???..... how about the official LUCILLE LeSUEUR DAY???...and make sure they spell LeSUEUR correctly!!! I don't want any fresh-talk!"...

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“Of course, this is just practice… but when you see your Aunt Bette, you’re to stab, and stab, AND STAB LIKE THIS!! DO YOU UNDERSTAND?!?!... or do I have to show you on your Kitty??”...

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Very few people are aware that Joan Crawford’s first career in Hollywood was as a pizza-delivery girl at the “Kiss My Cannoli Char-CUTE-rie Pie Palace”...

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“..and THIS is how the baby Jesus lies in the manger with all the nice Wise Men looking down and SMILING!!!... and… um… some cows and… stuff..”

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“Forget it Colonel! I’ve already closed the deal with the Jiffy-Pop people, or HADN’T YOU HEARD???”…

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“Christina, this is the urn that I keep all my other children’s ashes in… Enough said????”…

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“Now Tina, let’s run as fast as we can to the edge of the cliff! Run, Tina! RUN!!!... and Mummy will tell you when to stop..."

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