Sybil Bruncheon's "30 DAYS OF THANKSGIVING!"... Hello? May I help you?…

... Hello? May I help you?…

.. yes, Ma'am, Savory Stuff 'n' Stuffings! I'll connect you!

...no sir, you'll want Cranberries and Cran-Derivatives, I'll connect you!

Hello Miss, yes, we DO serve vegan-nudists, Oblong-Vegetables-As-Entrees, I'll connect you!...

Hello, Sir... yes, we do have a Yammering-About-Yams Shop, I'll connect you!...

Yes, ma'am? Ah, yes you'll want Scented-Candles-And-Their-Other-Uses, I'll connect youuuuu...

What is it, sir? Yes, we have a Perky-Pilgrim-Costume-Department, and yes, with the entire alphabet in scarlet felt! Oh, yes! Several different fonts! Check with the printing department, I'll connect you!

Hello, ma'am, yes! We have a complete line of stocks; chicken, beef, and...OH! THAT kind of stocks! Yes, AND handcuffs, you'll want to speak to our Housewares and Founding-Fathers-Hobby-Crafts manager, Mr. Standish! ..what?... Oh, I'm SURE they have dunking stools! I'll connect youuuuuu...

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