Sybil's "Holidays in Hospitals!... it's for the CHILDREN!"...

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From the "Get Well Soon" Department!!....... Ted Cruz has voiced his support for the newly opened Hatchapee Holiday Hospital. He claims it helps children with life threatening illnesses and injuries by "motivating them to find healthfulness from within". Completely underfunded by the state, and with no accredited medical staff whatsoever, the board of directors has worked out a program using local prison inmates to come everyday in various cheerful costumes and play with the patients. "Santa", the "Easter Bunny", and many other symbols of the year's Holidays visit with the children for hours and hours on end. On the Fourth of July, a giant walking and talking firecracker complete with a huge burning fuse sneaks into the rooms in the middle of the night and yells "BOOM!" right into the ears of the sleeping children! On Arbor Day a giant "Paul Bunyan" comes in with an ax and an angry bull and chops up bedside furniture. And of course on Halloween....well, you can imagine the fun and funny mischief that a bunch of drooling ghouls can stir up for a child on dialysis!! The program seems to be working too! Even paralyzed children have miraculously dragged themselves out of the wards during the Hanukkah celebrations when the inmates light 8' high menorahs near the draperies and oxygen tanks for the Festival of Lights! Many surrounding states are beginning to take a hard look at the health care situation in their own hospitals and wondering if a "survival of the fittest" approach isn't the best way after all. The new slogan for the campaign is "Scare 'em GOOD! Scare 'em STRAIGHT! ...or Scare 'em TO DEATH!".....

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