Sybil Bruncheon’s CHRISTMASES PAST: ...The story of Lester Schlumvigg...

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Lester Schlumvigg was always crunching numbers at his CPA office on Holidays, never really unwinding and taking time off to visit with friends or his family. He had never married (or even dated seriously!) which had opened him to the suspicions, (whispered mostly) that he was gay. Word of these rumors got back to him which only made him more sour... and less available. And so it was on this particular Christmas that Lester was finally pranked by some of his coworkers at the office. They had hidden a present for him under his family's tree "from Santa!"..... he opened it, and was talked into putting it on for everyone to see. His parents, his siblings (seven in all), and neighbor friends of his family all began to point and laugh...POINT AND LAUGH!! He couldn't understand why...until they handed him the card that they had opened.... it was a photo of his grandmother in that very sweater. She had been what was referred to as "an ample woman", about 6' 4", 212lbs, and a notorious lady-wrestler in the Midwest's "Beefy Broads Wrestling and Roller-Derby" circuit... and everyone congratulated Lester on how "he looked JUST LIKE HER!!!".....

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