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Sybil Bruncheon has been performing on stage, radio, TV, film, and in various Vaudeville, burlesque, church basement, county fair, and sideshow....uh..."venues" for most of her 29 years. She is available for bookings for just about anything and can be reached at bruncheon@hotmail.com and on her website sybilbruncheon.com. She is a proud member of the Actors Equity Association and the Screen Actors Guild. Her erdo number is 16.

Lester Schlumvigg was always crunching numbers at his CPA office on Holidays, never really unwinding and taking time off to visit with friends or his family. He had never married (or even dated seriously!) which had opened him to the suspicions, (whispered mostly) that he was gay. Word of these rumors got back to him which only made him more sour... and less available.

And so it was on this particular Christmas that Lester was finally pranked by some of his coworkers at the office. They had hidden a present for him under his family's tree "from Santa!"..... he opened it, and was talked into putting it on for everyone to see. His parents, his siblings (seven in all), and neighbor friends of his family all began to point and laugh...POINT AND LAUGH!! He couldn't understand why...until they handed him the card that they had opened.... it was a photo of his grandmother in that very sweater. She had been what was referred to as "an ample woman", about 6' 4", 212lbs, and a notorious lady-wrestler in the Midwest's "Beefy Broads Wrestling and Roller-Derby" circuit... and everyone congratulated Lester on how he looked “JUST LIKE HER!!!".....

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