Sybil Bruncheon's CHRISTMAS UPDATES: ... Macy's Employees' Holiday Benefits...

...Macy’s Department Store has opened a special “Employee Holiday Relaxation Clinic”! And with the world-famous Macy’s Santas working overtime to satisfy hundreds of children everyday, the Human Resources division has determined that every possible stress should be …um…”relieved”. Here, a trained psychological-health professional applies her skills to an exhausted but devoted worker….. and she’s even reciting, in a loud and commanding voice, the names of reindeer and oblong vegetables and anything else that will work to bring him, um… satisfaction!

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