...from Sybil Bruncheon's "EASTER EGGS-traordinaries"... Mt. Ignace, Utah.

Easter News From Around The World!... Mt. Ignace, Utah... The local citizens bring their children to the Fair-Of-Face Fairgrounds just outside of town to meet the Easter Bunny as he sits in his Sacred Spires Throne. There, the Blessed Bunny patiently, but firmly, explains to even the most resistant children the Great Plan for 144 Jehovah-Babes (and ONLY 144!) to be delivered unto "The Playground In The Clouds of Perpetual Joy and Clown-Capering"!!!... but for ALL other remaining children on Earth... they shall be taken to a sort of giant hibachi and be fricaseed into a delicious cross between shepherd's pie and General Tso's chicken for the Great Trickster and his 712 demon-pals... apparently little Enid McWhortle was not sure if she was one of the lucky 144... or an hors d'oeuvre!....

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