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Sybil Bruncheon has been performing on stage, radio, TV, film, and in various Vaudeville, burlesque, church basement, county fair, and sideshow....uh..."venues" for most of her 29 years. She is available for bookings for just about anything and can be reached at bruncheon@hotmail.com and on her website sybilbruncheon.com. She is a proud member of the Actors Equity Association and the Screen Actors Guild. Her erdo number is 16.

Darlings! Are you losing the weight-losing battle on the Thanksgiving-Christmas battle-field? Yeah, me too!! SO!...

...I've started my own special diet with the help of Dexter, my 8 year old nephew, and the nice Fisher-Price Toy people. Instead of snacking on cheeses, crackers, and calorie-loaded capicola, I've gotten this delightful set of plushy treats with their luxury faux-marble accessories and serving utensils. An afternoon mixer with some of Dexter's Cub Scout pals, a pitcher of extra-dry martinis (with REAL olives, please!) and the usual craft & badge chat fueled by cocktails and a poly-rayon charcuterie, and you have a perfect guilt-free solution to the diet dilemma. (The bouclé brie was particularly brilliant!)

And after the party, toss the martini glasses in the dishwasher, and throw the snack-set-up into the laundry hamper. Warm wash and tumble dry!… and no softener required. Put the "cute" back into char-CUTErie!! And I simply adore Dexter and his friends. We arranged flowers for the centerpiece, chose fabrics and a corsage for my Mrs. Santa Claus outfit, and compared recipes for a cotton and cashmere Christmas turkey and felt stuffing. I especially liked the polyester yams with corduroy marshmallows. YUM!

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