More Spring Fashion Advice from the Great COCO CHANEL:

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"Put everything on, and then take ONE thing off!"

... or was it, "Put several things on, and then put on some more!"

... or "Put one thing on, and then go next door and steal some more things!"

... or was it, "Put everything on, take everything off, and make a martini! THEN go next door and steal EVERYTHING!"

... or "Go next door, SHOOT the neighbors, drink THEIR martinis, THEN steal everything... but put one thing back!... and leave a thank-you note"

... or... was it…

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