Sybil Bruncheon's 31 Days of Halloween!...

Detroit has announced a special re-issue of the famously infamous Ford EDSEL... complete with evil-spirit-automatic transmission and power-of-Satan steering... guaranteed at 20,000 miles to burst into flames with massive loss of life! Convertible models available. "Inferno Red" with black interiors only option.

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