Sybil Bruncheon's "Beauty Tips I Share With Friends!"...

Ladies! Are you like me and just hate the sticky feel, the odd smell, and the potential toxicity of current sunscreens and "SPF" products??? Well, now you too can enjoy the same cutting edge technology and stylish alternatives that Mummie and all her Hollywood friends do when they head off to St. Barts, Cap d'Antibes, Monte Carlo, or... um... Akron in July. The nice folks at Vinny's Venetians Veranda have created the perfect sun-bonnet for you from their... uh... "overstock and back-of-the-truck inventories". And guess what? Every one of their charming and protective items is made by prison inmates who are being "rehabilitated"...ON THE JOB!! Order yours today, and give a convict a break… so to speak!! Just dial B-E-H-I-N-D-B-A-R-S. That’s right; Dial 234-463-2277. The nice man will tell you how to order…(and where to send the cake with the file in it….)

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SYBIL PREDICTS!!!... #45....

SYBIL PREDICTS!!!... yes, folks, it's that time again when I make my predictions for the New Year and those mysterious days lying ahead of us...

Prediction #45: In this next year, people will still want some of the amenities of life, the basics, the simple joys! How many of us today want to go out into the world to find romance, or to spend a lovely weekend with a new and sexy friend?..or to even feel that WE'RE the cute young thing that's being stared at in the pick-up bar?...well, my friends, those very same urges will still be alive and well in the coming year! Sadly, with dwindling petroleum supplies and the diminishing manufacture of cosmetics, most people will turn to plastic surgery for more permanent changes in their appearance. But with the disappearance of a Middle Class, and increasingly desperate financial circumstances..... well, "Necessity Is The Mother Of Invention"....

Here we have four of Hollywood's most famous celebrities after their do-it-at-home facelifts... (clockwise from top right) Julianne Moore, Tom Hanks, Justin Timberlake, and Oprah Winfrey. ....Smart investors however will make fortunes with the 3M Corporation...

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