Sybil Bruncheon's Game Page from Highlights Magazine! FUN WITH NUNS!!!! Enjoy!…

…one of these things is NOT like the others...

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Sybil Bruncheon's "What's The Real Story?"...

…you pick your favorite to go with the picture:

1) Sister Mary Meow-ergretta looked out on the dazzling world whirling around outside the Konvent of Kontented Kitties and wondered, “What if?... What if I had remained on the street all those years ago, and risked one or two of my nine lives for a weekend of glamour, velvet pillows, heavy petting… and sardines? And perhaps, yes, even a sparkly collar with a tag… or a bell!”…

2) Madame Mousette watched from her perch on the Rue du Maquereau where the guillotine had been set up in the small park across the way. She knew, as did her fellow Revolutionaries, that heads would roll and with their help. They continued to claw the names of the guilty into coffee tables, sofa arms, and in unwinding rolls of toilet paper which they scattered on their atelier floors… for the authorities to find… and act on.

3) Pinky was very aware that his humans had taken away the strange holiday tree with the blinky-lights and wiggly-toys that hung all over it for him to bat at and pull down. He missed being able to jump off the sofa up into the branches looking for a squirrel, a bird, or maybe a piece of cheese or hotdog that might have learned how to fly… whatever. Sometimes, he secretly invited some of his neighborhood kitty-pals in through the little flip-door to jump into the tree, maybe to tip it over and break a vase… or wake up grandpa in his chair and make him screech. Pinky heard that the sparkly-star on top of the tree might even poke out a person’s eye, and that made his pals laugh and laugh. They all thought that would be funny to see. And the little house the humans put under the tree? With the tiny-people and animals?... he and his pals loved knocking them over... or worse… Pinky himself had chewed up a couple of cows, a sheep, a wise-man or two, and then thrown the baby out of the stick-bed and climbed in himself to take a nap. He was only sorry about one thing; the tiny-lady kneeling by the stick-bed… first of all, maybe he shouldn’t have chewed her head off, and then hidden her in the cat litter… and secondly, maybe he shouldn’t be pretending to be her in the front window… even if it DID make his pals out in the front yard laugh and laugh… whatever.

4) (to be continued)

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Sybil Bruncheon's "Didja Know??"... all about Hummels; Part 2…

Boys and Girls, did you know that all of Grandma's little Hummels are in fact just stale, very stale German cake frosting that are quite edible?... (after they've been soaked for a few days in a combination of hot Earl Grey tea and two drops of kerosene!) And did you know that the nice lady that first made Hummels was a nun in Rödental, Germany? Rödental means "Rat-ville" or "Mouse-burger" or maybe something about teeth... whatever.

The first Hummels were made in 1935, and that was a special time in Germany, because a man named Adolf Hitler was the boss, and everyone in the country tried to make him like them. (Do you know someone like that today?) So the nice lady-nun who made all sorts of Hummel milkmaids, and farmers, and goat herders designed a special Hummel for Mr. Hitler. She called it "Everyone Loves The Führer"! It was part of a series of Hummels that had names like "Scotty Has A Brown Shirt And Maxi Has A Black One", "Franz Runs Into The Woods Late At Night", "Lisle Has A Box With A Plunger", and "Fritzi Says Bad Things About France And Poland". Many Hummels are very valuable, so be careful when Grandma leaves you alone with them, especially if you take one down from the shelf and see if maybe it's ticking!!

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Sybil Bruncheon's "Holy Hilarity & Seminary Silliness!":... that heavenly glow...

Sister Bridget saw MOMMIE DEAREST on the Late, Late Show and remembered when nice Joan Crawford put her face into the sink full of alcohol and ice to make her skin so beautiful. So she and the girls took a barrel of the vintage chablis and... well... it was the Mother Superior's birthday!

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Sybil Bruncheon's "Holy Hilarity & Seminary Silliness!": ... a disturbance out front...

"Take that, Lucifer! Thou disguisest thyself as a holy sister, but thou art nothing more than a penguin in spectacles and comfortable shoes! I banish thee from our Bingo Hall with this snow made from Holy Water!"...

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