Sybil Bruncheon's 31 Days of Halloween!… BEHAVE!!...

The children were the best-behaved children in town... maybe in the entire WORLD! They knew that if they were bad, they would be sent up those stairs... and into the attic!... that's where Mommy and Daddy sent Grandma when she burnt the cherry pie... twelve years ago...

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Sybil Bruncheon's 31 Days of Halloween Horror & Hilarity!: "Hammer time"...

.... DRACULA, PRINCE OF DARKNESS (1966)..... Jeeesh! I have such a love/hate relationship with the Hammer horror films... I've decided in my old age to surrender to it all as "an acquired taste". As with opera, mime, and kabuki, one has to suspend one's disbelief. I happen to love all of those various art forms, and they are all fanciful versions, shall we say, of “reality”. Once I decide to embrace Hammer's particular take on the vampire/werewolf/Frankenstein myths with their florid music, acting, writing, and that nearly florescent color process, I kind of enjoy them....sort of like the soap opera "One Life To Live", but set in Wallachia... with garlic and holy water… Okay. I've got my popcorn. Tell me the story!

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Sybil Bruncheon's 31 DAYS OF HALLOWEEN: The Harleybones...

The Harleybone sisters, Grace and Bryzella, ages 13 and 29, were known for their kindness to stray animals and elderly persons during the majority of the year. Later, they were discovered to have had a peculiar and finally deadly hobby on October 31st of every year. Police and Scotland Yard determined that their charitable "Hungry In The Fall" benefits and costume balls were provisioned by the sisters cooking all of the banquet delicacies and serving them at the Halloween events, attended by dignitaries and government officials. To everyone's horror, the entire banquet was made up of victims of the sisters' murderous crimes... although the stray animals and elderly persons seemed to really enjoy whatever they were eating!

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