Sybil Bruncheon's "Joan Crawford Birthday Festival!"...

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“Of course, this is just practice… but when you see your Aunt Bette, you’re to stab, and stab, AND STAB LIKE THIS!! DO YOU UNDERSTAND?!?!... or do I have to show you on your Kitty??”...

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Sybil Bruncheon's "Joan Crawford Birthday Festival!"...

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Very few people are aware that Joan Crawford’s first career in Hollywood was as a pizza-delivery girl at the “Kiss My Cannoli Char-CUTE-rie Pie Palace”...

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“..and THIS is how the baby Jesus lies in the manger with all the nice Wise Men looking down and SMILING!!!... and… um… some cows and… stuff..”

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“Forget it Colonel! I’ve already closed the deal with the Jiffy-Pop people, or HADN’T YOU HEARD???”…

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“Christina, this is the urn that I keep all my other children’s ashes in… Enough said????”…

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“Now Tina, let’s run as fast as we can to the edge of the cliff! Run, Tina! RUN!!!... and Mummy will tell you when to stop..."

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“It’s a movie about a terribly glamorous actress who gives up stardom to become the world’s first Lady-Mohel in a circumcision parlor in Pocatello, Idaho… It’s called THE BOMBSHELL AND THE BRIS! Whattya think??”…

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“JEEESH! All I’m missing are Disneys’ stupid little bluebirds and squirrels to help me with my damn housework!!!!”...

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"I always feel so sad and alone on the last day of shooting a film.....that's why I had Trog made into this lovely coat!"

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“…and it was THIS big-around!… and THIS LONG!!!!”….

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