Sybil Bruncheon's "Christmases Past!"... My new ball gown!

My dear pal, Kimberly Kenney, commissioned a new Christmas ball gown for me! It was just BEAUTIFUL!!...and it fit me perfectly!... There were just a couple of problems; it itched terribly, people kept tripping over my extension cord, and squirrels kept trying to get too friendly around my...um..."lady place"!!....I guess they were looking for nuts! JEEEESH! 

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