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Sybil Bruncheon has been performing on stage, radio, TV, film, and in various Vaudeville, burlesque, church basement, county fair, and sideshow....uh..."venues" for most of her 29 years. She is available for bookings for just about anything and can be reached at bruncheon@hotmail.com and on her website sybilbruncheon.com. She is a proud member of the Actors Equity Association and the Screen Actors Guild. Her erdo number is 16.

SYBIL PREDICTS!!!... yes, folks, it's that time again when I make my predictions for the New Year and those mysterious days lying ahead of us...

Prediction #11: In this next year, the Pentagon will go completely bankrupt, but will continue to wage 30 or 40 wars around the globe. The severe shortage of steel armor and sheet metal will force the generals to turn to the Campbell's Soup Company for all their weaponry!...but they will still save money by feeding the troops from the jumbo sized economy-cans! The most popular new flavor this year will be "Cream Of Mushroom Cloud".

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