SYBIL PREDICTS... #11....

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SYBIL PREDICTS!!!... yes, folks, it's that time again when I make my predictions for the New Year and those mysterious days lying ahead of us...

Prediction #11: In this next year, the Pentagon will go completely bankrupt, but will continue to wage 30 or 40 wars around the globe. The severe shortage of steel armor and sheet metal will force the generals to turn to the Campbell's Soup Company for all their weaponry!...but they will still save money by feeding the troops from the jumbo sized economy-cans! The most popular new flavor of 2017 will be "Cream Of Mushroom Cloud".

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