Sybil Bruncheon's 31 Days of Halloween: …"and leave the driving to us!"…

BREAKING NEWS from the CNN news desk… Steve Bannon and the Alt-Right Travelers Bureau announce the new Whites-Only Bus Lines. ….just think, folks! No more of those meddling minorities sulking about having to move to the back of the bus. Now, with the W.O.B.L. there IS no back of the bus! Every seat is First Class, and only the salted peanuts are second-class! YEEE-HAW!!! Our many travel hubs include Buttsmel, Indiana; Polka-Ma-Hola, Iowa; Monkey-Pudding, Nebraska; Three-Teeth, Arkansas; and Shitzpantz, Ohio. All the romantic stops along the Red States Riviera! Make your reservations at 247-867-7555. That's right, just dial C-H-R-U-M-P-S-K-K-K. The nice man in the pillowcase will tell you how to order… Details at 6. Spray starch at 11.

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